Valentines Day: For Lovers And ‘Sh** Talking F***s’

As you would expect, it’s been an eventful Valentine’s Day for Jose Canseco. No, to my knowledge the restraining orders remain in effect and the tanning bed endorsement has yet to come through.

Jose Canseco lashes out at followers on Twitter

But as a former baseball superstar now enjoying life as a pop culture icon, it’s a given that Canseco’s V-Day was significant. To drive that home, he treated us to a bevy of delightful Valentine’s Day Tweets, including introducing us to two of his new friends.

Jose Canseco

He also took the time to elucidate the state of his steroid usage to his adoring fans.

Thought no one could top the Bloomin’ Onion + Knott’s Berry Farm experience with my court-approved spouse today. I’ll never sleep on Jose’s Tweets again.