Week In Review: Witt Wants Winter Games in Ger.

• We’re keeping abreast of ex-figure skating champ Katarina Witt’s efforts to bring the 2018 Winter Olympics to Munich.

Katarina Witt

The IOC would have to be a bunch of boobs not to hear her out.

• New blood tests reveal that Steve McNair was probably passed out drunk when he was shot & killed by Sahel Kazemi.

• Can’t Michael Jordan go throught at least one round of golf without being bothered by a giant inflatable penis?

• Secret video of Jordan Crawford dunking on LeBron James is finally released - in two versions, even! The final review: Meh.

• ESPN doesn’t feel like making news about the rape allegations aimed at Ben Roethlisberger. Why not? The accuser seems newsworthy enough.

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Katie Price Scoring To Become Soccer’s Top WAG

• Buxom British model Katie “Jordan” Price is back on the scene, seeking to shag some soccer superstars.

Katie Price

• MLB instant replay: It shouldn’t be just for home runs anymore.

• SEC college football is coming to a TV set near you. Just try and stop it.

• Part 2 of Adam J’s expose on the Register’s Annual Bike Ride Across Iowa - complete with fun photos of good ol’ Midwestern folk.

• A Mets VP rips into a minor league team, taking off his shirt & calling one of the players a [vulgar term for a specific part of the female anatomy].

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Another Site Has Better Video Of Lebron Dunk Vid

Happy to report that Ebaumnation.com has a much, MUCH better video clip of LeBron James getting dunked on by Jordan Crawford.

Better Video Of Lebron Getting Dunked On Than Lame TMZ Cellphone Video

See for yourself after the jump.

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Secret LeBron Dunked-On Video Finally Released

For those of you who just can’t wait for the TV show tonight, TMZ has just posted video of the Jordan Crawford dunk on LeBron James that Nike doesn’t want you to see (click on pic to watch):

LeBron dunk video

(OMG! Did you see that? Can you see that? Can you see anything?)

Amazing, isn’t it? Well, it would be amazing, if you could tell what exactly is going on. Granted, the video was taken from a cellphone at the other end of the court behind the opposite basket. But still, I’m not sure if TMZ got its thousands of dollars worth, or whatever amount they paid for the footage.

Then again, I’m sure they’ll more than make up for it in the amount of site traffic they’ll score once word gets out that the clip is online.

Get Your Popcorn, LeBron Dunk Video Airs Today

Seriously LeBron, if you hadn’t had your Nike stooges confiscate the tapes in the first place, we wouldn’t be here today. TMZ says that it has footage of the now infamous face-dunk that padawan learner Jordan Crawford inflicted on James at summer camp some weeks back, and they’re rolling it out both on their web site and their TV station later today. Hey, not much time for me to organize my LeBron Dunk Party. How am I supposed to make my famous quiche squares and festive sausage balls for 40 people on such short notice?

LeBron James, Jordan Crawford

Charles Latibeaudiere, a co-executive producer at TMZ, was on KLAC radio with JT the Brick today to announce the news, and he sounded quite excited. You may be as well, but I don’t know … it’s not like Crawford did something substantial, like play defense or take a charge. But the sophomore from Xavier is in the limelight once again, thanks to a guy who happened to record the dunk on his cell phone camera. Wonder how much TMZ had to shell out for that? Whatever it was, it probably set a record for most ever paid for a blurry cell phone camera video. Still image from the dunk shown below. Read more…