Apparently, the Toronto Raptors’ players just don’t appreciate what David Stern does every day to feed and clothe them. He works his fingers to the bone to provide for all his players, big and small. And do you hear him complain? No. He does it out of love. And how do the Raptors pay him back?
They complain about the way he’s clothing them. “Waaah… we don’t want to dress like the Celtics just because it’s St. Patrick’s Day. We’re our own team. We’re all, ‘Grr! We’re raptors! We’re mean and we eat lawyers and stuff!’”
Look, Commisioner Stern means the best for you. If that means wearing the 87th alternate jersey of the season to make more money for YOUR salary cap (but mostly for the owners), you’ll do it!