• WITH LEATHER slams down rumors of Ashley Massaro, a WWE Diva that TMZ claims has been grappling with opponents outside the ring while working for an escort service.

• Speaking of the squared circle, THE SPORTS HERNIA catches Dancing fool Jason Taylor showing off more wrestling moves.

• WALKOFF WALK has pics and BUGS &CRANKS have video of Jennifer Anniston & Owen Wilson dogging it during a Marlins game.

• Remember that kid who had been wearing a Brett Favre jersey for the past 4 years? Well, YOU BEEN BLINDED follows up that the boy has finally shed the shirt.

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• Tony Kanaan’s wife suggests her IRL hubby go throw on a dress if he’s gonna qualify behind Danica Patrick.

Maybe a little stylish number like this?

• Speaking of married life, a couple of Dallas DJs don’t show much respect to some of the Royals’ significant others.

• First, Mindy McCready’s mom confirms her daughter’s connection to Roger Clemens. Now, the country singer’s dad adds that the two did the tantric tango together.

• Jason Taylor tries to bring some football flair to “Dancing With The Stars.” Bill Parcells remains unimpressed.

• Hulk Hogan caught placing his 24-inch pythons on some pretty posteriors.

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Really. What is Jason Taylor getting out of Dancing With The Stars? Here’s a clip from him last night:

(Next up: A fall run as Mansion cage dancer on South Beach)

Embarrassing. Funny. Sad. We especially love the menacing look he tries to put on while dressed as a cabana boy at the Delano (eye black really completes the look). Read more…

Jason Taylor continues to samba his way into the hearts of millions of ABC viewers, as the Miami Dolphin keeps on Dancing With The Stars.

However, team management isn’t so happy that their defensive star has traded off-season workouts for on-camera waltzes. Particularly perturbed is Bill Parcells, and as Armando Salguero of the MIAMI HERALD points out, relations between the Big Tuna and Edyta Sliwinska’s sidekick are past the point of repair:

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While Jason Taylor Dances with the Stars, Dolphins management might cha-cha his contract over to another club.

The PALM BEACH POST reports that Miami is looking to trade the veteran defensive end, hopefully for a first round pick in this Saturday’s draft.

Rumored to be interested in Taylor’s services are the Jacksonville Jaguars, who were considering Jared Allen before the Chief DE was sent to Minnesota. But when asked about jumping at the chance at Jason, Jags coach Jack Del Rio sounded discouraged, saying “In the history of our league … rarely are teams willing to part with those players.“

But the ‘Fins may be more willing than Jack thinks, as there’s concern that their start player should be drilling instead of dancing:

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• Jason Taylor is still alive on “Dancing With The Stars” - and he’s using ESPN THE MAGAZINE to tell you how he’s doing.

(Taylor likes what he sees in dance partner Edyta Sliwinska)

• What to do when your team’s not in the NBA playoffs? Well, COLLEGE ON THE RECORD catches Greg Oden partyting down at Penn State.

• Redskins TE Chris Cooley reminisces to SHUTDOWN CORNER about how his own draft day went.

• DEADSPIN cuts to the chase, as Terrell Owens has been cropped out of an incriminating photo.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK reports that the NFL has reached a deal with videophile Matt Walsh.

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• AWFUL ANNOUNCING shows Marv Albert doing the Soulja Boy - sort of.

• Michael David Smith of AOL FANHOUSE learns that TheDirty.com has caught another NFL player in another potentially embarrassing situation - this time it’s Terrell Owens