With two weeks of no games, the media’s been forced to dig deep to get any kind of stories even remotely related to the Super Bowl. Well, they’ve officially reached the bottom of the barrel if we’re talking about Franco Harris’s new line of home decor.
It’s earth-shattering in the sense that Keyshawn Johnson is no longer the least likely interior designer. But not surprising that Harris is looking for something to do, when according to Wikipedia his recent career has entailed shilling for Harrah’s and buying a sausage company.
The name for Harris’ line of furniture? You’ve probably already guessed it: