Cubs Fan Stops Eating Until Team Stops Losing

The Cubs should be used to killing their fans with massive coronaries and crushing disappointment, as well as the inexorable passage of time, but this is a new one. One fan is vowing to eat only 500 calories a day until the Cubbies put together a 5-game winning streak. Might as well book that funeral home now.

Daniel Kamen

Chiropractor and master motivator Daniel Kamen has found that the promise of victory isn’t enough, the fear of defeat isn’t enough, so he’s going to try shame. He’s hoping that his declining health will shame the team into playing hard, with the exception of Milton Bradley, who as we all know is devoid of all human emotions.
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