Rollerblading Grandpa Rages Against Machine

You know how the UK always tries to emulate our culture, but doesn’t get it quite right? (See: their film industry). This is another example. A 71-year-old man from Belfast has been arrested and fined for being a terror on wheels, after he was caught rollerblading through the streets. Yep, he’s Merseyside’s version of skate punks.

Geoff Dornan

The by-laws of Southport, England, prohibit skating, but when you’re 71 years old, what the f*ck do you care? Geoff Dornan was caught on CCTV and fined £2100, or $3,000. “I think people suspect that I am more dangerous than I am,” he said, but let’s be the judge.

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