Florida Marlin Can’t Wait For New Stadium Seats

Miami media guy Andy Slater tipped me off to this delightful tweet from Florida Marlin Logan Morrison about his team’s new ballpark - which is due to open in 2012.

Logan Morrison Tweets About The New Florida Marlins Ballpark

Have u seen our new ballpark? Max can u earmuff 4 me? We r goin 2 gt so much ass there its goin 2 b sick. Im talkin like crazy boyband ass

Had the Marlins listened to Morrison, surely they wouldn’t have limited seating capacity to a modest 37,000.

Congratulations are also in order for Morrison on his ability elicit a giggle or six with the “boyband” line.

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