• YOU BEEN BLINDED tunes in to see the gang at “South Park” taking a run at Bill Belichick.

• THREE STRIKES AND OUT wants to invoke the Patriot Act, as an American basketball player will suit up for the Russian women’s Olympic team.

• EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY has found the perfect halftime entertainment for next year’s gridiron games in Tuscaloosa.

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• BUGS & CRANKS learns that Bill James believes the Minnesota Twins’ World Series titles may have been helped by steroids.

• HOME RUN DERBY warns baseball fans not to get caught by the cameras in the all-you-can-eat section.

• Jay Posner of the SAN DIEGO UNION-TRIBUNE catches up with Jeanne Zelasko, as the Fox Sports baseball anchor gets ready for another season after dealing with thyroid cancer.

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In case you missed the bizarro interview with Chad Johnson on ESPN SportsCenter last night, here you go:

During his phoner with anchor Brian Kenny, Johnson puts on his usual contrarion, crybaby act. His interviews are always the same, they never change - except for the end of this one. Read more…