What’s not to love about vasectomies? You get to have unprotected sex for life and you never have to worry about another mouth to feed. The only downside is that you need a few days of rest, so you might get a little bored being stuck in the house. But what if you did it when basketball was on all day?
That’s the idea behind two clinics’ competing March Madness promotions. They figured that if you’re going to be sitting around the house all day watching the tournament, you might as well have a vasectomy the day before. Can’t argue with that logic. The only problem left is choosing where you’re going to get it done: Snip City or Vas Madness. And yes, those are both awful, terrible names.