What Shaq and Steven Seagal Have In Common

DEADSPIN points us to a thrilling video of Shaquille O’Neal making his parents proud - via the Arizona State campus blog TheDirty.com (thank god he was traded to Phoenix!).

Shaq Talk To My Ass

Wow. Who knew Shaq had so much in common with Steven Seagal? See what we’re talking about after the jump. Read more…

Bissinger Tries To Explain Buzz Over Blog Bashing

Buzz Bissinger is the hot topic of the sports blogosphere right now, thanks to his livid lashing out at Will Leitch during the latest episode of HBO’s “Costas Now”. And now the author of “Friday Night Lights” tries to explain his tormenting tirade.

Buzz Bissinger Will Leitch Costas Now

Bissinger appeared on Dan Le Batard’s radio show on Thursday to discuss his demonstrative attack on Deadspin & other sports blogs.

Based on what we heard, Buzz wasn’t apologizing for the things he said, but he was sorry for the way he said them. Read more…

Gee, We Wonder Who Tim Legler Is Referring To?

Dan Le Batard interviewed ESPN NBA analyst Tim Legler on WAXY-AM in Miami this week (audio starts at 5:36), and asked him, “What one thing would you change that bothers you about the (sports) media?”

Legler’s response: “The thing that bothers me the most is what has become a very blurred line between a journalist and ex-players as analysts - people that actually played the game.”

Stephen A. Smith Tim Legler

(*Mystery*: A “writer” spouting “inaccurate” analysis who “isn’t qualified”?)

That’s not to say that everybody that’s an analyst who was an ex-player is good at this job, because we both know there’s a lot of guys out there that probably shouldn’t be on TV or radio.

But more and more journalists (sportswriters) now cross over into doing real, hard analysis and trying to get into what’s going on on the court and what should go on on the court and a lot of times, I just don’t think a lot of (those) people are qualified to do that.

Then Legs gets a smidge more specific. Read more…

NFL Writer’s Claim: Lloyd Carr Is “Kind of Sick”?

Earlier this week, Dan Le Batard interviewed highly-respected Yahoo Sports NFL writer Jason Cole on his WAXY-AM radio show. It was a throwaway “we have to talk about the NFL during Draft week segment until Cole said something in passing that we found very interesting, and a little shocking.

Lloyd Carr

Cole was asked by Le Batard: “The Michigan Wolverines seem to have a running back, a wide receiver, a quarterback and a left tackle who are going to be drafted pretty high. So why did they stink on offense?” Read more…

Wade Star-Gazing?; Rose Not So Sweet After Fight

Wrigleyville merchants selling offensive t-shirts? Bet they reply, “Me so solly!”

Dwyane Wade dating Star Jones? How in the world did this happen?

Dwyane Wade Star Jones

Derrick Rose isn’t looking so good for the NBA Draft, after losing a fight with a guy over a gal.

Marty Brennaman, tell us how you really feel about Cubs fans.

• Turns out Will Perdue is not a big fan of sports bloggers. Will Mark Cuban offer him a contract?

• Buy me some peanuts and turkey testicles, I don’t care if I ever get back…

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Dan Le Batard Takes Break from News Business

THE DAILY PULP reports that Dan Le Batard of the MIAMI HERALD won’t be of the MIAMI HERALD for one year starting May 15th as he takes a leave of absence. His outside work as a radio host (picking fights and having fights picked for him), ESPN personality, and South Beach bon vivant has now become his ‘only’ work for a year.

Dan LeBatard

(Dan’s outfit for the now-postponed Pulitzer ceremony)

We have some sense that we’re supposed to take the obligatory pot shot here at Le Batard, but we find him intelligent and rather charming. Also, we are rather familiar with the notion of juggling multiple jobs. If he has the means and the HERALD doesn’t mind, vaya con Dios, Dan.

However, don’t let your editor tell us you “still hope to write occasionally, a la Dave Barry. Dan, babe, we like your writing well enough, but don’t let him compare you to Dave Barry.

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Kyle Turley To Robert Smith: ‘*BLEEP* You, Then!’

Good to see Kyle Turley is still his same ol’ fiery self. The ex-Saint, ex-Ram & ex-Chief best known for his Jets helmet toss was on Dan Le Batard’s radio show on Wednesday, talking about the problems many former NFL players are having trying to get disability benefits.

Kyle Turley Robert Smith

Joining Turley in the discussion was ex-Viking Robert Smith, putting the point forward for the NFL Players’ Association. And what started out as a calm debate eventually turned a bit nasty.

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