Boy Jumps Off Roof, WWE Gets Blamed (Again)

Hey, it’s mid-April already and we haven’t yet blamed pro wrestling for someone else’s neglect. Well, all is right with the world, as friends and family say a 9-year-old boy was just trying to imitate his favorite WWE wrestler when he jumped off the roof of his 13-story apartment building.

Jeff Hardy

Damori Miles, a special education student in Brooklyn, N.Y., never showed up for a playdate Tuesday evening, but was found on the ground outside their public housing project with a string and plastic bag attached to him as a makeshift parachute. So naturally the first person to blame is WWE wrestler Jeff Hardy, because Miles was a big fan.

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