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Near the beginning of the month, we informed y’all of a little Twitter wager going on between Detroit Pistons rookie DaJuan Summers and adult film star Valerie Luxe. The goal: first one to get 4,000 Twitter followers. The stakes: if DaJuan wins, Valerie treats him to dinner & a massage; if Valerie wins, DaJuan treats her to a trip to the waterpark.
Well, Val better get the cooking oil & baby oil ready, ’cause it’s ‘Juan FTW!
• Brooks gleams the cube, as he & SbB Girl Cecilia check out the X-Games.
• Percy Harvin regales U of Florida recruits with wild Gator tales of partying, pot smoking, and coach choking.
• Speaking of the SEC, does Matthew Stafford’s U of Georgia girlfriend have enhanced gazongas?
• Fresh off the LeBron Dunkgate comes the Tiger Woods Fartgate.
• Detroit Pistons rookie DaJuan Summers places a Twitter bet with porn star Valerie Luxe on who can get 4,000 followers the fastest.
• Detroit Pistons rookie DaJuan Summers places a Twitter bet with porn star Valerie Luxe: Whoever gets 4,000 followers first wins either dinner & a massage, or a trip to the water park.
• Meanwhile, ESPN’s Mark Schlereth gets into a Twitter war with Chad Ochocinco.
• But neither guy would want to mess with J.R. Smith, especially if the Nuggets player is Tweeting like he’s a member of the Bloods.
• Roger Mayweather - Floyd Jr.’s uncle & trainer - is accused of attacking & trying to strangle a female boxer.
• Browns WR Braylon Edwards poses with a bunch of alcohol. So all those drops were due to the D.T.’s?
2009 is already assured to go down in the annals of pop culture/tech history as The Year of Twitter. No doubt it’s a powerful tool; not only did it allow one-named celebrities like Shaq and Oprah to connect with their millions of fans, it somehow managed the herculean feat of getting people to actually pay attention to Ashton Kutcher. It’s a tool that, despite its many limitations, has brought people from different worlds together as friends, 140 characters at a time.
Detroit Pistons rookie DaJuan Summers (@dsummers35) might not have the celebrity status of Shaq yet, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have fun with Twitter too. While Shaq is busy flirting with David Beckham on Twitter, Summers is off having a Twitter bet with porn star Valerie Luxe, the “baddest, realest, funniest bitch on Twitter” (@ValerieLuxe). Guess what the winner gets…
