• Philly sports: Where there’s boobs at courtside & boobs in the front office.

• Was Tonya Harding’s hit on Nancy Kerrigan somehow financed by George Steinbrenner?

• Would you like to carry ESPN Radio shows? That will be $100,000, please. And don’t try to offset the funds with a softcore porn bracket contest.

• Maybe women’s college basketball should acknowledge the lesbian fanbase. Otherwise, why even bother playing anymore?

• These lovely lady lumberjacks are a cut above other beauty pageant gals.

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• Vols coach Lane Kiffin warns recruit: If you choose South Carolina over Tennessee, prepare for a career pumping gas.

• Beauty pageant competitors Christiann & Arielle Unger have an axe to grind with you.

• Could Franco Harris’ son become the next mayor of Pittsburgh?

• If you’re going to be sitting around watching March Madness anyway, why not use that time recovering from a vasectomy?

• If you want a high-five from Paul Pierce, better leave the LeBron jersey at home.

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Ever sit around in your spare time just trying to put together the perfect woman? It’s a lot easier to imagine her than it is to actually find her isn’t it? I mean, it’s not very often you come across a girl who is not only pretty enough to compete in a beauty pageant, but when she comes home from that pageant, she can chop down the tree in the backyard that’s interfering with your satellite signal. Or is it?

Turns out this type of woman does exist, and in fact, she’s not alone. She has a sister. I’d like to introduce you all to the Unger Sisters of New Hampshire.

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