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Chad Ochocinco’s day in New York today.
Rick Chandler put it best: “Possibly the oddest juxtaposition of words and thoughts ever in a twitter post. Can a person travel so quickly between these three worlds and not be sucked into some sort of black hole?“
The first use of “redonkulous” I heard was Rick Reilly describing the obscene amount of money ESPN was paying him to bolt SI. Not a fan, except on the occasion of Chad Ochocinco’s UV ray-obscuring acquaintance:
(Source)
Her name Lizz Robbins and like you, I got Randy Hanson‘d when I saw her.
Chad Ochocinco has media and fans eating out of his hand in the aftermath of the launch of his $3 iPhone app.
(Kuselias keeping ESPN Radio on top)
The app, co-produced by Bengals teammate Jordan Palmer, appears to be selling well on iTunes, though there isn’t exactly a lot of app activity in the sports genre. But to his credit, Ochocinco’s venture is doing a lot better than I thought it would.
And with his announcement today, those app sales figure to only get better. Read more…
Photo of Marc Anthony, Miami native Chad Ochocinco and Jennifer Lopez at last night’s Dolphins-Jets game:
(Marc Anthony: After effects of Ambien embargo)
It was that time of the month week for J-Lo Ochocinco, so she he was still a little swollen. Read more…
Noted fashionista Chad Ochocinco introduces us to the wonderment of RunPee proprietor Jordan Palmer’s wardrobe.
Jordan now developing a Jordache iPhone app?
As you might recall, there’s a labor stoppage looming on the NFL’s horizon; without a new deal, the salary cap disappears in 2010, then play stops for 2011 and all hell breaks loose. Bad times, especially for the players. To that end, apparently, the NFLPA is taking today to meet with players about the lockout and to discuss the union’s strategy for attacking the possibility of a lockout.
(What? No way. Seriously, no way, right.)
What the NFLPA perhaps should not have done is invite notorious Tweetmonster Chad Ochocinco, who couldn’t get “be quiet” right if it were Wheel of Fortune and you spotted him the B, E, Q, and T. So naturally, Ocho kept his phone off during the proceedings and of course we’re lying, he’s been giving his followers updates the entire time. Oh, and just to prove that he’s reliable, he also claimed to get cut from the Bengals in the middle of the thing, so… your guess is as good as ours, really.
NFL players will accessorize with pink this weekend in support of Breast Cancer Awareness month, which has guys like Chad Ochocinco of the Bengals and Chris Johnson of the Titans jazzed. Earlier this week, Ochocinco was touting the fine-worthy special-order shoes, gloves and wrist bands he’ll sport on Sunday.
Johnson? Uh, think he might have ol’ 8-5 beat on this one.
The only fines facing Johnson on Sunday will be of the traffic variety.
Ah, they’re horrible! Look away!
Like he was on some twisted episode of “Sex And The City,” Chad Ochocinco has spent all day today on Twitter assembling his pink ensemble for Sunday’s game at Cleveland. Above are his cleats. The NFL declared October Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and is allowing players to wear pink accessories; which for Ochco is like telling Elton John to “camp it up a bit.” Oh, you will regret this decision, NFL. Read more…
Earlier this week, Cincinnati WR Chad Ochocinco promised to perform the famous Lambeau Leap if he scored a touchdown against the Packers. The game’s at Green Bay, so you can only imagine how thrilled the fans would be if the Ocho came flying into their front row seats and looking for a hug.
(Hey, he found some Bengals fans! Wait, how did they get those seats?)
Well, the touchdown did indeed happen in the third quarter today. It was to give the Bengals the lead, as a matter of fact, something the Packer faithful probably didn’t expect at this point in the game. All of which is to say that if you taunt some extra salty Green Bay fans like that, don’t be surprised when you get a fat middle finger waved at you on national television.
Picture & video, for Puritans’ sake, is below the fold.
• The Bronx Bombers blow up in a Tuesday night fight with the Blue Jays.
• And if Derek Jeter’s gonna brawl, he’s gonna need a mighty moustache.
• Seems that Wisconsin civic leaders have a problem with 12-year-old albino boys playing football with a tinted helmet visor.
• A Walter Payton statue in front of Soldier Field: A tribute to a Chicago Bears legend, or an insult to America’s veterans?
• ESPN will truly offer a college basketball marathon, as Monmouth & St. Peter’s agree to tip off at 6 a.m. Eastern.
