Caption Contest: Joe Theismann And Mike Ditka

From the SI (fur) vault:

Joe Theismann and Mike Ditka

(”Didn’t I tell you not to get anything big? Didn’t I tell you not to attract attention?“)

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Stole that line from Florio. Here you go kiddos:

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To Jessica, thanks for helping me kick my kankles - Hill

So Here’s Your Shawn Kemp-free Caption Contest

That would’ve been way too easy. Might want to also steer clear of the Rick Pitino quips as well. Keep it classy, kids.

Caption Contest: Basketball Baby Bump

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