Bad idea: A bull terrier with a bullseye painted around its left eye.
Really bad idea: A bull terrier with a bullseye painted around its left eye sitting in the best seat in the house during the first-ever Minnesota Twins MLB game at Target Field.
(Waste? I’m off to snap up a gross of mattress pads as we speak!)
The dog, named Bullseye and the mascot of Target, was stationed in a $275 face value seat today as guerilla marketing by what are obviously the brightest box store minds in the biz.