This Cedric Benson boating brouhaha keeps getting better & better.

• It’s no surprise that Danica Patrick would have men falling at her feet - but under her tires?

• Shaquille O’Neal is caught talking out of his ass again.

• Don’t tell anyone, but Ray Allen’s mom & step-dad are in the witness protection program.

• What’s in your wallet? One Florida Gator had a dead woman’s credit card in his.

• Tony Dungy takes time during a Tampa school visit to talk smack about the Pats.

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O Canada, wait till you hear this: tickets to those Buffalo Bills games in Toronto will run you a pretty loonie. Like, say, a gaggle of them. Toronto has just received a snow job of international proportions.

Unless you scoop up one of the few US$55 seats near the Aurora Borealis in Rogers Centre, start considering which of your children you will miss least when sold to gypsies to afford the tickets. Sideline seats near the end zone will run US$295. Prices for choice seats closer to the 50-yard line will run more, but no one dare mention the price yet.

(How much, ya hoser?)

Better yet! You’re not just buying one seat, lucky hosers. That’s the price for all eight games (three preseason and five regular season) over the next five seasons. Each. And you have to buy tickets for all eight games. No exceptions.

We believe how Toronto fans of the Bills must feel about the deal now that they’ve seen more of the fine print below where the Devil NFL made them sign:
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The NFL has officially released its 2008 schedule today. You can see the week-by-week slates here. Or if you prefer to check the schedules by team, here’s the AFC and NFC.

And for those who want to reserve a bar stool a few months ahead of time, here’s the games that are supposed to be shown exclusively by the NFL Network. Be sure to have your excuses ready to get out of the house, since you won’t be able to see these games at home.

And what other kind of fun awaits NFL fans come kickoff?

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• Curt Schilling uses his blog to give his side of the sore shoulder saga.

• BALL DON’T LIE gives “Inside The NBA” host Ernie Johnson a chance to finally get a word in edgewise.

• DEUCE OF DAVENPORT chows down on Major League Eating: The Video Game!

• WITH LEATHER dresses down the Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl party, complete with sexy awards!

• BABES LOVE BASEBALL pecks up news that PETA wants an apology from Pedro Martinez & Juan Marichal for getting caught playing with cocks.

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Where the MSM’s disdain doesn’t bother us as much as it bothers Shaq:

• Imitation must be the sincerest form of flattery, as The NEW YORK POST appreciates a good animated gif when they see one:

• One of Dan Patrick’s favorite daily web stops has been offline for over a year.

• Some Pro Bowlers are con about taking the trip to Hawaii.

• Bills owner Ralph Wilson says his team’s not shuffling off from Buffalo - yet.

• Now ladies can replace their mother’s milk with a nice merlot, with the booze bra know as the Wine Rack:

• Curt Schilling might not be able to shoulder a whole ‘nother season with the Red Sox.

• New York DC Steve Spagnuolo uses the other D.C. to get a Giant raise.

• Wednesday’s US-Mexico soccer match was such a “friendly” game that two people were shot afterwards.

The BUFFALO NEWS has a piece today that is, for everyone outside of Western New York, a little amusing and perplexing.

The Bills’ octogenerian owner Ralph Wilson held a press conference yesterday to announce the club playing a series of games in Toronto beginning next season.

Of course, the News reports that all the Toronto media cared about at the presser was if the Bills would move there permanently. And Wilson didn’t exactly dismiss the prospect in his answers to the Canadian questioners. Read more…