College Hoops Girl Dismissed For Being Straight?

Shocking news out of Central Michigan, where a new lawsuit insinuates some kind of link between women’s basketball and lesbianism! This heretofore unknown phenomenon has baffled fans and experts alike, as most expressed disbelief that women’s basketball could be about anything other than the erotic grace and beauty of the female form.

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The real news is that former CMU player Brooke Heike is suing coach Sue Guevara for kicking her off the team for being too feminine, and complaining when Guevara insisted on showering with the team post-game. Actually, only that first part is true.

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