W.S. Games 3 & 4 Threatened By Transit Strike?

As the World Series shift to Philadelphia, fans’ ability to get to the game may be hampered by an impending strike by the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority (Or SEPTRAUT, as we recommend they be named). According to the PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER, the three key issues are wages, pensions and health care. Typical stuff, really, just at an atypical time.

SEPTA Subway line

You wouldn’t think that now’s the ideal time to threaten a strike, what with the city needing its urban mass transit providers more than ever to help de-clutter the mass of fans going to and leaving Citizens’ Bank Ballpark, but no, that’s precisely when you air your grievances about low pay: right when you’re at your most essential. Same reason why 80% of cancelled pre-nups get ripped up in the middle of intercourse*.

Here now to discuss the nuanced ramifications of the strike, which could be just hours away, is Phillies spokesperson and Miami crime lab lieutenant Horatio Caine.

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CBS Golf Analyst In Hot Water Over Pelosi Joke

The golf community seems to get their knickers in a bunch when it comes to borderline tasetless jokes, which is a shame because it seems like that’s the only time most of us pay any attention to golf.

Nancy Pelosi, Osama bin Laden

But CBS golf analyst David Feherty got off a pretty good one at the expense of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Senate majority leader Harry Reid. And predictably, the outrage meter is in the red.

The joke goes, “If you gave any US soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden…”

(Punchline after the jump.)

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