Wide receiver Anthony Mix had been out of the NFL for a year, until he signed with the Buccaneers in January. So he did what any one of us would do: He allegedly had sex with a 15-year-old girl.
The 26-year-old Mix has been indicted in Alabama after reenacting a cross between “Romeo & Juliet”, “Rapunzel”, and “Barely Legal Teens 22″. He allegedly came to the girls house, waiting outside while she snuck out, and had sex in his car parked outside. When it happened a second time, the girl’s mother called police. You can’t be doing that.