• Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend lets loose in the ladies’ room, as Nereida Gallardo takes time in the toilet to show off her ta-tas.

• Anna Benson is on the way back into MLB - oh, and her hubby Kris, too.

• Lesbians locking lips are asked to shoo away from Safeco.

• Tim Tebow still evokes strong artistic feelings at his old high school.

• Looks like some Cubs fans never learn.

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Journeyman baseball pitcher Kris Benson missed all of 2007 with an injury, and his setbacks have been numerous this year during his comeback with the Philadelphia Phillies. He threw in extended spring training earlier this week and will throw Sunday for Philly’s Single-A Clearwater Threshers, reports the PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS. So he could be back in the rotation soon. That’s nice. But also…

(I’ve been told that if you stare at this long enough you can find Kris.)

That’s right, it’s the attention-starved wife, Anna Benson! Remember her? It’s hard to remember, what with Kobe Bryant’s Laker Girl rumor and A-Rod’s muscular stripper and exactly 46 other notable shapely dames tempting today’s fine young athletes. But Anna Benson’s comeback to celebrity-dom may also be near. Read more…

Wonder how Richard Williams feels about the latest VOGUE cover?

• Reggie Bush gets caught in a Hornet’s nest of trouble between Kim Kardashian and an ex-flame at last night’s game in New Orleans.

• Introducing pretty Philly sportscaster Meredith Markovits.

• New Air Jordans are coming out in honor of Michael’s … baseball career?

• The Cubs’ conditioning coach can’t believe the pitching staff would prank him by pummeling his car.

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We’ve never really liked Anna Benson, and couldn’t care less if her sore-armed husband Kris makes the Phillies this Spring as a non-roster invitee.

Until now.

The PHILADELPHIA DAILY NEWS reports the couple has adopted a couple tiny Marmoset monkeys (great idea, kids!) and Kris had the good sense to bring them into the clubhouse yesterday. (video) Read more…

Hello, kids. This is Richard McPlenty, and I’m here to take you through another lazy Sunday. What better way to kick things off than with a little bit of mischief at the expense of young Phillies pitcher Kyle Kendrick.

G.M. Ruben Amaro Jr. was in on it. Manager Charlie Manuel was in on it. Heck, I wouldn’t be surprised if Anna Benson was in on it. She seems to be up for just about anything.

And it worked. They convinced Hendrick he had been traded to Japan. Cruel, and unusually funny. Read more…

• PHILADELPHIA WEEKLY is excited about the arrival of Anna Benson to the Philly area. Also, some guy named Kris Benson will be pitching for the Phillies as well.

• THE BUFFALO NEWS is happy to report that Richard Zednik, who also has a pretty hot wife, has been released from the hospital.

• I’ve been saying it for years and finally someone has proven it — the AP reports that Derek Jeter is the worst defensive shortstop in baseball. Read more…