Football-Helmet-Fu Still Illegal In Utah, Apparently

Suppose you’re a father of a high school football player. Suppose you’re upset with your son after his team just lost their fourth game in a row. Um, suppose that’s a legitimate reason to lose your temper if you’re not a coach.

Tumua Siaumau
(Your extremely unwise decision-maker of the day.)

Okay, all our suppositions in place? All right. If the kid’s coach comes over to cool things down, of all the options available to you, few are as ludicrously bad as what Salt Lake City resident Tumua Siaumau chose, which was braining said coach with his son’s football helmet. The result, according to the SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, was a broken jaw and a mountain of legal troubleRead more…

Nets’ Sean Williams Just Can’t Stay Out Of Trouble

Current New Jersey Nets & former Boston College forward Sean Williams seems to have a tough time making the right decisions in his life. There was his time in college when Williams was kicked off of the campus and the basketball team for a whole myriad of offenses, including smoking some of the demon weed. Williams was even arrested when he tried to go back on campus just last month, even though it’s been a few years since he attended the school. After Williams was kicked out of BC the first time, he decided to enter the NBA Draft to the confusion of many an NBA expert, but he did end up getting drafted by the New Jersey Nets, so it sort of worked out. Now Williams spends his time firmly entrenched on the Nets bench.

Sean Williams Mugshot

This leaves him with plenty of free time to pursue his other interests in life, outside of basketball. There are a whole lot of crimes out there for Sean to get arrested for, and now he has the time to commit them. He’s already been able to cross trespassing off of his “To-Do” list so now Williams has taken the next logical step in the evolutionary chain of criminality (I may have just made that up). He’s throwing computers around inside of mall cellphone stores.

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