NFLer Kills Audience, Own Team With Comedy Act

Houston Texans wide receiver David Anderson recently performed a standup comedy routine at a party for the local MLS soccer team, the Houston Dynamo.

David Anderson Houston Texans Standup Comedy Video

Anderson’s stage act was, incredibly, actually intentionally funny. The jokes were chuckleworthy and almost as amusing as the crowd reaction to some of the wildly insulting comments Anderson made about the Dynamo and his own team, the Texans.

If you’re easily offended, for the love of god, don’t watch the video or read the transcript. I have absolutely no problem with Anderson’s performance and credit him for having the huevos to provide us all some quality, adult, entertainment.

Video is below along with a transcription of some of the highlights.

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