We are very lucky to live in an age where scientists are beginning to unlock the mysteries of the human brain. Recent scientific research has confirmed that a person’s cognitive abilities - their ability to process information and make sound decisions - decrease as they age. Scientists have also discovered that the progressive brain damage of retired football players may be much more extensive than previously realized. This is thought to contribute to the erratic behavior and emotional trouble that many retired NFLers experience.
(Justin Tuck attempting to prevent Favre from falling over)
These events may also explain why, a mere ten days after denying all interest in a comeback with the Minnesota Vikings, Brett Favre is reportedly scheduling surgery on his torn biceps in anticipation of … a comeback with the Minnesota Vikings. Commence eye-rolling.