Lakers Win! Let The Looting & Jackassery Begin!

• The Lakers fans’ celebration in downtown L.A. was a riot. No, seriously.

Hotties at Lakers fans postgame riot at Staples Center

(These Lucky Strike lasses are wanted for questioning. They didn’t do anything wrong - we’re just looking for an excuse to talk to them.)

• Among those witnessing Kobe’s non-Shaq title triumph was Chris Brown & Rihanna - along with a fake Rihanna.

• With his 10th NBA title ring, Phil Jackson should finally call it a career - at least according to Charles Barkley.

• Now that the NBA & NHL seasons are finally over, we can turn our attention to the titles that really matter: the World Air Sex Championships.

• In a recent photoshoot, Anna Kournikova shows she’s still A-OK.

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The 2009 Air Sex Championships Are Finally Here

Riot for the Lakers all you want, but I’m saving my civil disobedience for later this month when they crown the title winner of the 2009 World Air Sex Championships. We all learned about Air Sex here last month, and now we’re hurtling toward a North American Champion with the 2009 Air Sex Tour, which began June 6.

Air Sex tee

The tour travels to 15 cities in 21 days with, the finals being held in four locations: The Independent in San Francisco on June 24th, The Casbah in San Diego June 25, The Echoplex in Los Angeles June 26 and in Tucson, Ariz., June 27.  One lucky person will then be crowned North American champion, and be sent to the World Championships later this summer. The reigning “world champion” goes by the name of Cobra. The 2008 North American champ was Sad Larry. Read more…