I’ve never been much of a ping pong player. Not because I’m no good at it, but because I have absolutely no interest in playing it unless there are Solo cups filled with beer involved. When that’s the case, I’m usually just too drunk to play.
The game is just too boring, and when it’s played well, it’s very hard to follow. That little white ball moves quick and you can’t really see it, so if ping-pong is ever really going to succeed in the United States, somebody is going to have to add some flare to the game. Somebody is going to have to grab our attention, and I think I just found the man ping pong needs.