Remember last summer’s Olympics?  You know, the one with all the swimming records broken and the tokin’ Mark Spitz himself, Michael Phelps? Remember how we all tuned in to watch Phelps win medal after medal and record after record fall?

(Surprisingly, both suits made swimming sexy last summer)

Now that the last few dollars have been collected and plans have been made to pave paradise and put up a parking lot (and a shopping center), the international swimming body has decided to tear down the Speedo LZR Racer suits and other suits like them that made history possible.

(Don’t worry; someone will still Photoshop out Phelps’ package in the new suits)

By next year, all swimsuits will have to ditch the extra buoyancy, stop covering all the horribly ill-conceived human skin that’s been slowing down swimmers for eons, and cease using all that waterproof material.

Of course, they’ll still be allowed to wear swimsuits of some kind, which at once seems like cheating continued and a missed opportunity for ratings gold.  And what about Phelps’ iPod doping?
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