We can’t imagine what Neil Diamond will sing at his Fenway appearance.

• Aussie officials don’t like it when their Olympic swimmers show themselves having fun on Facebook:

• Earl Campbell keeps his Heisman Trophy at an Austin airport snack bar.

• We didn’t see this one coming - O.J. Mayo is declaring for the NBA Draft.

• In another shocking revelation, the new Sonics owners were planning a move to Oklahoma all along!

• Speaking of relocation, Ron Artest is wondering whether to stay in Sacramento by reading online message boards.

• North Dakota State demonstrates how to throw a no-hitter and still lose.

• The Blue Jays learn that cheap seats and flowing alcohol is not a good mix.

• Speaking of the Toronto birds, ex-MLBer and current CBC blogger Jesse Barfield wants to see more of the “young, athletic bodies” in baseball.

• Michael Strahan is hoping to take his high divorce settlement for a loss.

• Avis tries harder to cash in on the Yanks-Red Sox rivalry.