The Colts have a new item in their online merchandise shop (no, not the much anticipated Tony Dungy DVD tribute to Pat Robertson):

With the team moving out of the RCA Dame this season, Jim Irsay & Co. are offering some of the field’s yard markers to the adoring public for a mere $1,000 - with a shipping charge of $90.

And as Ron Popeil might say (between dye jobs), but wait, there’s more!
The rest of the field is being sold in chunks, for $60 a-Jim-Sorgi-ill-advised-throw. You can also buy seats separately, and an “aisle sign” for $195.00.

We don’t know what’s more impressive, getting drunk enough to sit in the 300 level for a Bengals-Colts game at RCA Dome every season. Or getting drunk enough to drop two bills on a sign that proves it.