BOOYAH! STUART SCOTT LECTURES ON GLOBAL WARMING: An interesting blurb in the HONOLULU ADVERTISER noted that Stuart Scott was scheduled to give a lecture on global warning at the University of Hawaii.
Most likely, the inconvenient truth is that it’s not the same Scott who’s brought such joy into ESPN-serviced homes across the land.
But what if it was? I think it would go a little something like this:
“Don’t hate the playa, hate the greenhouse gases causing these hotter climates. We need to get the Earth’s rising temperatures cooler than the other side of the pillow. If we don’t, our planet will melt like straight butta. Boo-yah to higher emissions standards!”