You would think early March wouldn’t be the best time to shed your clothes and run around outside au naturel. However, we forget that streaking at soccer games is a year-round activity.

So last weekend, some bloke in the British town of Bury bared it all during a match against rival Rochdale. But just as soon as he hit the pitch, the streaker was quickly tackled & led away by security - female security.

Mind you, as demonstrated in the photo above, the security worker of the opposite sex was quite the big bird, and no scrawny streaker is going to out-muscle her. Still it has to be a blow to a guy’s ego - naked or not - when he’s taken down by a girl.

But that wasn’t the most embarrassing moment for SpongeBob NoPants.

Apparently the streaker put on a disappointing display - both in action and what he was showing off “down there”. From the BURY TIMES (courtesy of BAD JOCKS):

Rochdale fan, Jan Harwood, said: “He was the worst streaker ever.

“It was hilarious, but I felt a bit sorry for him. It was a very cold day.”

Nothing like a little shrinkage to complete the perfectly pitiful attempt. Worse of all, he didn’t have “Golden Palace” or some other online gambling site scrawled across his chest. What a wasted commercial opportunity. But I suppose it’s to be expected with such a shattered economy at the moment.

We in the U.S. might be below the U.K. in terms of soccer talent, but at least we have better streakers: