Steve Spurrier’s Birthday Suit At The Gym (NSFW)

Not at my workplace.

Steve Spurrier In His Birthday Suit (NSFW)

(Everybody wants to be a Southwest Baggage Handler these days)

Photo is from a piece by Travis Haney of the CHARLESTON (SC) POST & COURIER this week about how Spurrier, who turned 65 today, is still getting a lift in at the University of South Carolina weight room.

“When I was in my 40s, I never thought I’d coach into my 60s. But now, shoot, I feel better than I did when I was 45.”

In the story, we get waaay too much detail on the coach’s actual workout. Want to be like Steve on the treadmill?

The speed is set to 4 1/2 miles an hour, with a slight incline. It’s essentially as fast as you can walk without jogging.

Thankfully, Spurrier punches up the piece by doing the inevitable: Throwing his quarterback Stephen Garcia under the bus for no good reason.

He says he sometimes looks out from his office window to see Garcia and some receivers throwing on the Williams-Brice playing surface below. Garcia, he says, is often wearing sandals out there.

To Spurrier, it’s just a little symbol of a quarterback who doesn’t grasp the gravity of the title he holds.

Spurrier spent most of the spring turning up the heat beneath Garcia.

“I think we got his attention,” he says. “We’ll see what he does this summer.”

Which is why he’s practicing with no shoes.

7, meet 5. 5, meet 7. (Oh, you’ve already met?)