Steve Spurrer Reports Breaking News: Ron Zook Is A Loser

SPURRIER SCOOP - ZOOK COOKED: Steve Spurrier apparently missed his true calling, as he duly reports some hot breaking news to the TAMPA TRIBUNE:

Spurrier: Zook A Loser

Roon Zook is a loser.

Next thing you know, the ball coach will be reporting that local news stations post big, bouncing boobs on its websites to get traffic:

NFL Sells Sex? No!

That is, as soon as the NFL Network is done showing them - under the pretense of cheerleading tryouts.