â€¢ JEN’S FREE THROWS gets to the tooth of the matter, by displaying Steve Nash’s dental damage:
â€¢ CONSTRUDA dresses up news that NBA journeyman Scot Pollard sucks at socks.
â€¢ Speaking of Scots, SPORTS COLUMN gives a heads up of Carolina Hurricanes winger Scott Walker throttlin’ with his noggin.
â€¢ LARRY BROWN SPORTS leaps at the news of a kangaroo getting its jollies on the golf course (possibly NSFW):
â€¢ 100% INJURY RATE gets drawn in with a new comic…er, graphic novel starring Bills RB Marshawn Lynch.
â€¢ RIVALFISH thanks Jesus for the return of the Bears’ neckbearded savior, Kyle Orton.
â€¢ EVERY DAY SHOULD BE SATURDAY finds a novel way for QBs to follow receivers’ routes - by using house-arrest ankle bracelets:
â€¢ SI’s Arash Markazi steps to the beat that His Airness likes to boogie to The Jackson 5.
â€¢ GOING FIVE HOLE crunches the numbers, as they tune into the new NHL Stats Channel.