NO DALLAS DIVORCE COURT FOR DEARLY DEPARTED NASH: Ever notice how celebrities and politicians loosen up when they talk to overseas media - as if no one stateside will find out what they said? Steve Nash may have made the same misjudgement with the LONDON TIMES.

In a Q&A, Nash told the Times he’d consider going back to play for an NBA team in Texas (he previously played with Dallas): “I’d have no problem going back and playing for a team in Texas, even the Mavericks! It’s not as though there was some irreconcilable divorce with Dallas, it was just best for me to move on at that time.”

We’ve got a newsflash for Steve-O: Phoenix has had the internet now for at least a few months (or so we hear), so there is a chance, albeit small, that the Phoenix Suns and their fans will hear about this.