• After their last Super Bowl appearance, Steelers owner Dan Rooney took time to write to a Seattle explaining why the Seahawks weren’t screwed.

• Joe Torre backtracks on his Yankees-bashing book.

• Attending monster truck shows can be hazardous to your health.

• Players & fans get wild in a West Virginia girls high school basket-brawl.

• 11-year-old toreadors killing calves? What a bunch of bull.

• No Lingerie Bowl again this year after the ladies get their panties in a bunch over the prospect of playing at a nude resort.

• The NFL would really like the Raiders & 49ers to share a stadium.

• Could Pat O’Brien be back in sportscasting via ESPN Radio?

• And the winner of today’s Malkin-Kovalev caption contest is…

Everyone, for pointing out which player was actually which. Shows you’ve all been paying attention. Glad you passed our little test. (Yeah … a test. That’s it.) Besides, unfortunate faux pas-es happen to the best of us journalistic juggernauts. Just ask the DAILY MAIL & the DALLAS MORNING NEWS.

Anyway, thanks for playing. A new contest comes your way tomorrow.