Stan Kroenkes Denies Investment Interest In Arsenal Then Purchases Stake In Club

$130M ARSENAL INVEST PUTS TOUPEE UPGRADE ON HOLD: Less than two weeks after emphatically denying any interest in investing in the Arsenal soccer team of England’s Premier League, Stan Kroenke, who married into Wal-Mart money, is dropping $130M on the club.

Stan Kroenke Bad Toupee Arsenal Owner

Kroenke also owns the Colorado Rapids of MLS, so I’m thinking at some point he’ll explore the possibility of seeding his own pitch. (hat tip to