The is a HUGE day for Sondra Fortunato. The NEW YORK POST today has the latest *news* on the monster-boobed New York Giants fan and consummate attention whore. Fortunato, who is no doubt beloved by drunk, desperately horny Giants fans for her lowcut tops and enthusiasm for Big Blue, was hustled out of her seat by stadium security during the team’s home game against the Eagles last week.
Stadium officials claimed the reason they ejected her from her seat was the signs she brought to the game, but Fortunato said the real reason was her manner of
“They said, ‘Can’t you come to the stadium dressed like a regular person?’ ” she said. “They said there were a lot of kids there.”
She was advised to wear a sweater to games.
“I guess some ladies got jealous and complained,” groused Sondra, who lives in Toms River, NJ.
Rough treatment for such a devoted fan, wouldn’t you say? Especially considering that ABC saw fit to include her in a Monday Night Football promo.
While Fortunato claims to be upset about her temporary ejection yesterday, thanks to the accompanying media coverage, safe to say this might the greatest day of her life. At least since she was named Miss Portable Ignition or Miss Tuscan Milk back in the ’70s.
So we’re all aware that Fortunato has some serious miles on her chassis, but what did she look like during her prime? Picture after the jump.
Gotta love that leotard ensemble, accessorized with gold belt, hose and heels. More confirmation of just how big Suzanne Somers was when she broke on Three’s Company.
The best part of Ms. Fortunato’s story? Her niece, 46-year-old Paula, was actually married for five years to 85-year-old Sumner Redstone. The two recently divorced.
It’s too bad that Sondra ended up a Giants fan. I know 61-year-old Jets owner Woody Johnson, he of the 38-year-old babymama, would love to welcome Sondra and Paula into the fold.