Jerry Buss would have come to Boston, but he had a really good hand.

• Kenny Stabler tried to slither his way out of a DUI arrest.

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• Jason Peter is too much man for one Manhattan brothel.

• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has trouble getting into the Garden.

• Michael Strahan says he’s sailing off into the sunset. Sure he is.

• Queen Elizabeth’s granddaughter gallops off to the Olympics.

• A Florida State baseball fan suffers a case of Bartman-itis.

• Cedric Benson claims he “aced” his most recent sobriety test. Now let’s see how well he aces the waiver wire.

• A bench-clearing brawl means more cheap beer for baseball fans.

• A Chinese Olympic hurdler has a good run selling Amway stuff.

• The Lakers were in a very foul mood Sunday night.