• STL SPORTS MAG has a leg up on the perfect item for all those St. Louis baseball brides-to-be: an officially licensed Cardinals wedding garter.

• BOOSH MAGAZINE invites readers to guess the ages (and thus the legality) of the U.S. Olympic gymnastics team.

• THE SLANCH REPORT poaches the periods, as new Brewer C.C. Sabathia actually prefers to go by “CC Sabathia“.

• UNPROFESSIONAL FOUL thinks it’s a blast that the Newcastle United soccer club may be sold to the Bin Laden family.

• POP CRUNCH finds Cynthia Rodriguez sticking it to soon-to-be ex-hubby A-Rod by using his credit card for a $100,000 weekend shopping spree.

• DEADSPIN trims up news that Jason Giambi’s lip hair has the blessing of the American Mustache Institute.

• ICK’S CORNER knows who to blame for jinxing Dodgers pitcher Hiroki Kuroda’s attempt at a prefect game: Stuart Scott.

• SEATOWN SPORTS is sick of seeing online ads from the NBA store showing Sonics apparel at a reduced price.

• The NEW YORK TIMES pulls up news of Ron Villone’s son and his superstitious socks.

• PRIDE OF DETROIT doesn’t believe in the Lions’ season-ticket pitch of “Do You Believe In Now?”

• WITH LEATHER has a new found appreciation for first pitches in Korean baseball games.