• KICKETTE passes along photographic proof that Fernando Torres, hero of Spain’s Euro 2008 championship, needs to get some more sun.

We recommend a bold bronzed look along the lines of former Miss Spain & current TV sports reporter Ines Sainz.

• The Steelers aren’t the only NFL team rumored for sale, as the FLORIDA TIMES UNION hears that the Jaguars may be on the shopping block - and might soon be on their way to Los Angeles.

• PRO FOOTBALL TALK hears reasons from Plaxico Burress why Kordell Stewart didn’t have a gay old time in Pittsburgh.

• HARDWOOD PAROXYSM is bedeviled by these nine Duke players who became such douchebags in the NBA. Maybe a stint on garbage detail could have straightened them out.

• The HARTFORD COURANT races up news of a guy’s wild ride evading police through the streets of Manchester, CT - all while on a golf cart.

• KOTV twirls up news of Tommy Adkisson, Tulsa’s king of foosball, who in his prime earned up to $70,000 a year in winnings.

• PUCK DADDY takes a stab at the name of Des Moines’ new hockey team - the Iowa Chops.

• 100% INJURY RATE really hopes Oklahoma City’s new NBA team chooses the name “Thundercats“. Hohhhhhhh!