Sorry, We Still Don’t Feel Sorry For Michael Vick

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Michael Vick at PMITA Prison

Our favorite reliable source follows up reporting that Serena Williams is pregnant wrong and Jay-Z is married to Beyonce wrong with *news* about Michael Vick’s incarceration.

If you thought Mike Vick was in some kind of country club prison - you’re wrong. MediaTakeOut.com spoke with a person whose relative is currently incarcerated with Mike Vick in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary - in the same cell block. And according to our source, Mike Vick is having a difficult time fitting in.The insider explained, “Michael Vick is not in [administrative segregation] - he’s right there with the rest of the inmates. A few [inmates] stepped to him when he first got there but everything is cool now … My [family member] says that he’s paying a Mexican gang to keep him safe.”

Thank goodness someone at the website knows “a person whose relative is currently incarcerated with Mike Vick in Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary” or we wouldn’t be feeling so sorry for him right now wrong.