Sometimes the Justice System Works to Perfection

You have to hand it to our legal system. Yeah, I know, there are times when you wonder if the lawyers in this country haven’t completed perverted our system of justice. But I think it’s safe to say that the good folks in Mobile, Alabammy, got it right this week.

Kenny Stabler Oakland Raiders Arrested

(Thank goodness Stabler saw that Florida state line in time!)

Former Bama and Raiders QB Kenny Stabler walked on a DUI charge yesterday, despite the fact that he refused a breath test and according to the presiding officer, “could not follow instructions needed to take a field sobriety test.”

Now, just because Stabler has been arrested for DUI now four times - and refused to take the breath test on this occasion - doesn’t make him guilty? K?

After this latest DUI charge in June, Stabler “stepped down” as Alabama football radio color commentator. Does this mean he’ll now get his job back? FYI: Bama Coach Nick Saban has been a staunch supporter of Stabler throughout the former QB’s latest alcohol-related ordeal.

With the current success of the Tide, safe to assume that what Saban wants, Saban gets. So you should soon see Stabler with a 12-pack of Busch Light stashed in the booth again.

14 comments

  1. GravatarVandy Is Dandy
    11:40 am on October 23rd, 2008

    Alabama football players are never any good at taking tests.

  2. GravatarBermans 222 Dealer
    11:41 am on October 23rd, 2008

    A former Raider in trouble with the law? I am shocked!

  3. GravatarWes Welker Wuvs You
    11:43 am on October 23rd, 2008

    Grandpa, no!

  4. GravatarNeil Everett Diamond
    11:44 am on October 23rd, 2008

    Is there anyone in Alabama who doesn't drive drunk?

  5. GravatarJoePa Life Alert Bracelet
    11:46 am on October 23rd, 2008

    The arresting officers obviously weren't Auburn grads. Otherwise Stabler would have gotten 50 years in the slammer.

  6. GravatarBronx Bomber Bombed
    11:47 am on October 23rd, 2008

    Busch Light? Wouldn't moonshine be more appropriate?

  7. GravatarDunder Mifflin Security Guard
    11:49 am on October 23rd, 2008

    "Roll Tide!" meets "Roll Out The Barrel".

  8. GravatarDirty Waterboy
    11:54 am on October 23rd, 2008

    I know it's been a long time since Stabler played in the NFL, but geez, he looks old.

  9. GravatarSteve Harvey Delay
    12:02 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    I'm surprised Stabler hasn't started selling his own microbrew. He can advertise it during Alabama football radio broadcasts.

  10. GravatarPalin's glasses
    12:05 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    The cops are Auburn grads.  The judges are Bama grads.

  11. GravatarGolden Hurricane Carter
    12:06 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    Oh, like none of you have ever been busted for drunk driving.

  12. GravatarIndiana Pacer Maker
    12:07 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    Stabler walked on a DUI charge? Sure he didn't stagger?

  13. GravatarAbe Froman
    12:19 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    does anyone still listen to football on the radio?

  14. GravatarEnrique
    10:13 pm on October 23rd, 2008

    Old Raid-uhs never die, they just collect DUI's in Alabama.

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