Comments on: Softball Player Finds Man “Slap Hitting” Self In Car

By: Chicago Bullwinkle

Chicago Bullwinkle — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:50:09 +0000

Now if the magazine in question was instead a copy of "Baseball America", I'd be even more worried.

By: jason

jason — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:17:55 +0000

He was just trying out some Dick Williams coaching techniques:

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/dick-williams-goes-from-hall-of-shame-masturbater-to-hall-of-fame-inductee-14893

By: Pacman Jerry Julius Jones

Pacman Jerry Julius Jones — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:10:52 +0000

I'd hate to be working in the evidence room of the Santa Barbara Police Department that day.

By: Bronx Bomber Bombed

Bronx Bomber Bombed — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:24:14 +0000

Talk about grabbing a ball in foul territory.

By: Steve Harvey Delay

Steve Harvey Delay — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:18:17 +0000

I find it amusing that there's the story on this site about a guy masturbating in a softball field parking lot, while there's an ad on the left featuring Jennie Finch.

Put two and two together…

By: Eager Beaver

Eager Beaver — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:15:21 +0000

There's a softballs joke in there somewhere, but I can't come up with any.

By: Dunder Mifflin Security Guard

Dunder Mifflin Security Guard — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:10:47 +0000

Shea Butter - isn't that what they used to put on the popcorn at Shea Stadium?

By: SuperSC

SuperSC — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:09:34 +0000

The news article said this was the second arrest for indecent exposure on campus this semester. The first was a bagger from Vons.

I certainly won't be shopping there anymore.

By: Indiana Pacer Maker

Indiana Pacer Maker — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:06:07 +0000

Schwing and a miss.

By: jerryshortbuss

jerryshortbuss — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:00:33 +0000

I don't think I have that issue of "Barely Legal". Time for a trip to my local newsstand.