• Sexy soccer WAG Danielle Lloyd gets laid out in a bloody nightclub brawl.

• The real big racing news from this weekend: Danica Patrick’s new GoDaddy commercial, complete with a cop who keeps losing her clothes.

• Quite a memorable Memorial Day - Jose Canseco gets mauled in his MMA debut, while Mr. T mauls “Take Me Out To The Ballgame“.

• Mike Tyson’s 4-year-old daughter is in “extremely critical condition” after accidentally strangling herself on a treadmill cable.

• Maybe new Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor can clean up baseball’s current mess. She has taken on MLB before.

• What’s better than a demolition derby? A demolition derby with buses!

• Some video clips of Vitor Meira’s vexing day at Indianapolis.

• Jenn Sterger loves Twittering? Who would have ever guessed?

• One way to get rid of the BCS: Charge them with perjury.

• Former NHL player Peter Zezel may have made his last skatearound, as he’s about to die due to a rare blood disorder.