When young inebriated Tiffany May took to the pitch in Tampa to celebrate the land of her birth in roughly the same outfit of her birth, she also captured the hearts of this nation. (Well, not hearts. Lower. Lower. There.) Therefore, we could not be more thrilled to report her first known interview since the incident at the U.S./Honduras Olympic qualifier last week.

Ms. May explains her motivations, the hidden details, and why you may not be seeing her out of that bikini in a brief chat with HILLCREST ROAD, the official blog of the Kansas City Wizards. (Seriously, the official blog of an MLS team snagged the interview. Imagine MLB or the NFL putting up with that.)

May tells HILLCREST ROAD that her friends and she had been planning this for a long time but never got around to the final details until last week. Also, she reports she was sober when she decided to take the plunge but chugged a few beers just before showtime to prepare, just like any other performer.

Her friends had to chase down security after she was captured, leading to the following moment:

“my friends were running around the stadium like crazies screaming, “WE HAVE THE STREAKER’S CLOTHES!! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING HER?!!” They found me in security and safely returned my clothes so that the ride to jail was not as awkward.”

The devil of civil disobedience is always in the details. Now why not streak authentically, Tiffany?

“There were kids, and I also knew that my dad and brothers would be watching the game. It was more for the act of running out on the field to show my fan dedication!!”

Most of us would have purchased a T-shirt or a scarf, young lady, but you rock on.