So Here’s Your Shawn Kemp-free Caption Contest

That would’ve been way too easy. Might want to also steer clear of the Rick Pitino quips as well. Keep it classy, kids.

Caption Contest: Basketball Baby Bump

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Leave a caption in the comments.

25 comments

  1. GravatarGene Rayburn's microphone
    6:18 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Tim Floyd: “Know how it can hold a pen to sign this-here letter of intent?”

  2. GravatarMoon W.
    6:25 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Been Ballin”

  3. Gravatarsemilost
    6:39 pm on October 27th, 2009

    Pretty creative…LOL

  4. Gravatarwretched soul
    7:48 pm on October 27th, 2009

    ‘This is how they are made: real human belly skin! Don’t tell anyone.’

  5. GravatarRick Chandler
    8:34 pm on October 27th, 2009

    These “Alien” sequels are getting kind of ridiculous.

  6. Gravatarjd
    8:53 pm on October 27th, 2009

    will it be a bouncin’ baby boy?

  7. Gravatarradiovol
    9:36 pm on October 27th, 2009

    It will be a baby with “Nothing But Attitude”

  8. GravatarCoultas
    1:42 am on October 28th, 2009

    If i had not of double dribbled…this wouldnt have happened

  9. GravatarTrotter123
    7:13 am on October 28th, 2009

    Dr. Naismith’s mom…

  10. GravatarThe endz
    8:27 am on October 28th, 2009

    Shawn said the baby would be born with a ball in his hands, but this is too much

  11. GravatarAaron Neville's Mole
    9:38 am on October 28th, 2009

    Keep lifting up the shirt so we can see the two footballs you painted.

  12. GravatarFeta4U
    10:03 am on October 28th, 2009

    “The one rebound no man will be chrashing for”

  13. GravatarTrom Brone
    10:31 am on October 28th, 2009

    I hope he gets a scholarship…

  14. GravatarChris
    12:00 pm on October 28th, 2009

    This is what happens when you dribble before you shoot….

  15. Gravatarjames
    12:02 pm on October 28th, 2009

    its gonna swish when it drops out of her.

  16. GravatarBrooks
    12:30 pm on October 28th, 2009

    I’m liking “This is what happens when you dribble before you shoot….” from Chris.

    I’ll crown the winner later today.

  17. GravatarJoe
    12:50 pm on October 28th, 2009

    Let’s hope she didn’t use LeBron’s crab dribble at any point….

  18. GravatarHornsfan
    1:36 pm on October 28th, 2009

    BOX OUT!!!

  19. GravatarSd
    2:08 pm on October 28th, 2009

    zone defense allows too much guard penetration

  20. GravatarSbBWhitney's #1 Fan
    8:00 pm on October 28th, 2009

    He shoots… he scores!!!! And she’s stuck holding the ball)!!!!

  21. GravatarReaser
    10:39 pm on October 28th, 2009

    “Should have went facial and posterized her instead”

  22. Gravatarwretched soul
    12:17 pm on October 29th, 2009

    Why isn’t there prizes… not even a bag of bic pens. Some big spenders around here…….

  23. GravatarIgnatz
    12:20 pm on October 29th, 2009

    Sadly, there’ll be no swoosh left in that basket after she pushes that thing out.

  24. GravatarNelson
    1:25 pm on October 29th, 2009

    I say draft him before he even goes to school.

  25. Gravatarwretched soul
    2:57 pm on October 29th, 2009

    It’s a boy–no–a girl–no–a ball!!

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