Six Degrees of Vinny Testaverde

• Move over, Kevin Bacon - RUMORS AND RANTS celebrates the Carolina Panthers’ latest signing with Six Degrees of Vinny Testaverde:

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• USA TODAY spells out what Rockies fielder Matt Holliday thinks about the appearance of teammate Jeff Francis on a well-known magazine: “Jeff’s from Canada, so he doesn’t know about the Sports Illustrated jinx.”

• The LOS ANGELES TIMES senses a return to sender, as Reggie Bush might have to give up his Heisman trophy.

• BIRD’S EYE VIEW LOLs at comments from Philly Eagles coach Andy Reid regarding rumors of his moving on: “I’m not blogefficient.”

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• POP JOCKS rings in the news that the Anaheim Ducks will finally be getting their Stanley Cup jewelry.

• THE SPORTS HERNIA asks what’cha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan returns his wrestling championship belt to you.