Argentine SPORTS ILLUSTRATED swimsuit model Valeria Mazza may soon be the most popular prisoner in Argentina after getting popped for tax evasion in her home country.
(Three words: Body. Cavity. Search.)
MACHOCHIP reports Mazza and her husband Alexander Gravier “owe over 1.6 million Euros to the government for a combination of unpaid taxes and shady dealings. Not only didn’t they pay the taxes, they hired six people to perform services they never did to launder money through.”
So how did the Argentinean government catch up to Mazza’s shell game?
Apparently the model, who is still a big celeb in South America, led a lavish lifestyle while reporting paltry earnings to the government.
I’m guessing stateside prisoners are rooting for the same fate to befall SI Swimsuit model couple Brooklyn Decker and Andy Roddick. They’d be a helluva a trade for a pack of Marlboro Lights: